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If You Did Not Have Any Feet

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!

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You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
A fart is a flying planet, created by God & produced by men.
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ...... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

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