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Santa: Every Time I Have A Cup Of Tea, I Get A Sharp Pain In My Right Eye. What Should I Do, Doctor?

Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor?
Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!

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