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Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do.

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Best one - Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
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Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi.Phr 1 Baba Ko DikhayaBaba Ne Kaha K Tm Pr JIN Ka Saya Hy.Kisi KANJOOS Ko SMS kARO...Thank GodAb Acha Feel Horaha Hy.
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