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2 Paagal Chhat Par So Rahe The

2 paagal chhat par so rahe the
Achanak barish hone lagi..
Pehla paagal bola-
"Chal neeche ghar me chalte hai..
Aasman me chhed ho gaya hai"
Etne me bijli kadki..
Doosra paagal bola-
chal so ja yaar lagta hai welding waale bhi aagaye hai

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Sweet Weather,...Please Ek Baar Bata de,...Ke Sweater Nikalun Ya Nahi.??Roz Roz ka Natak Mat Kar Yaar.. :-D
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Laughing is the best the medicine. But, if you are laughing without a reason, you need medicine.

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