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Kaun Banega Crorepati Laaya DP(Display Photo) Contest 1 Din

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A Man Goin 2 His Work, Another Man Asks:“Kahan Ja Raha Hy Bhai?”2nd Rplied: Yar Kaarkhany Ja Rha Hon1st: Aby Ghr Me Khana Nhi Pkta Jo Car Khany Ja Rha Hy :-)
Marty Huwe Sharabi Se God Ny Us Ki Aakhri Khuwahish Puchi....Sharabi: Agly Janam Me Mujhy Daant Beshak Ek Hi Dena, Magar Liver 32 Dena.. .Ek Dety Ho, Sala Itni Jaldi Kharab Ho Jata Hai.. :-D
Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai,Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai..
Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..Road Cross Karne K BaadMurgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..7 Kese..??Socho,..Aur Socho,.Read Msg Again,Nahi Mila..? .Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D
Dost: Agar Duniya Me Paani Khatam ho Jaye To...2nd Dost: To Doodh Khaalis Mily Ga..;-p
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi... . . . . . . .Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …..Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D
Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta chalti hai, . . . . Jab mobile customer care wale kehte hai, "Aap ka call hmare liye important hai kripiya line pr bne rahe"
Sharma: Roz subah 50 cute girls mera intezaar karti hain.. verma: Woh kaise?Sharma: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!!
AGr apKo AcHi PoeTrY Ki TalasH Ha To Ya Id Follow kar Ke Dhak Lo... _ Follow @M_khan_Poetry Send to 40404
A Guy Searching These Keywords On Google."How To Have A Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"............Google Search Result"hindustani Lagty Ho..."
Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?Listener: Nahi.Caller: Toh Me kia karon candle jala!
Though for the day!First they put so many mirrors in cars,and they call women, bad drivers’!
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? bcoz they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
Ek admi ne pathan se pocha ager tu ye bta de k meri tokri mai kya hai to wo sare ande tere or ye bhi btade kitne ande hain to wo 8 k 8 tere or agr ye bhi bta de kiss k hain to wo murgi bhi teriPathan:yara koi ishara to de
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,, Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.. Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,, Jany Kab Maang Lo Hum Se Udhar.. :-D
Pathan Roti K Ooper Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha.. Bivi: Ye 2 Rotiya Ek Sath Q Kha Rahy Ho?? Pathan: Gul Bano Ye Hum Khushi Se Nahi Kha Raha, Hamara Tabyat Kharab Hai Aur Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K Kuch Din Tak Double Roti Khao.. :-D
Chintu sbji lene gya..... Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidak raha tha... Chintu intezar krta raha jb kafi der ho gyi to bola - Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol do..
Love is an illusionIts a highly dependency disorderof weak hearted peoplePeople with strong heartsbelieve in Flirting

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