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1 Aurat Ne Tazi Se Aa Rahe Bus Ko Hath Dekhkar Roka

1 Aurat ne tazi se aa rahe bus ko hath dekhkar roka
Driver ne achanak break mara aur poocha-kaha jana hai?
Aurat boli kahi nahi,
Chota becha bahut ro raha hai
Jara horn to bjaa do-poo poo poo poo
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