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Pappu apane paapa ki wedding ki video dekhate hue bola: "mujhe bhi aapki shaadi ki tarah apani shaadi mein items girls nachwaani hain." Santa: haraamakhor, yah teri Bua aur Mausiyaan hain..........jabardast jokes
Vaise to main bahut bada khataron ka khilaadi hoon, par December mein paani jaise khatare se main bhi nahin khel sakata.
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
5 saal ka Kida: I Love You Mummy. Maa: I love you too Beta. 16 saal ka ladaka: I Love You Mummy. Maa: Sorry beta, paise nahin hain! 25 saal ka ladka: I Love You Mom. Maa: kaun hai vo chudail ? kahaan rahati hai? 35 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta mainne pahale hi bola tha, us ladki se shaadi mat karana! aur sabase badhiya.. 55 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta, main kisi bhi kaagaz par "Sign nahin karoongi"
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya banta=fir kya kiya?santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....
Saali: Where do you see MANGOES? Jija: Mango tree? Saali:No Jija: Fruit shop? Saali:No Jija: Maaza? Saali:No Jija: Frooti? Saali:No Jija: ? Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes Piche MAN GOES.
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone lagaBanta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
Santa: Maine Apne Bete KaNaam America Rakha Hai. Banta: Wo Kyun yaar? Santa: Main Duniya KoBatana Chahta Hun Ke Main America Ka Baap Hun...!
Jyotishi ne kaha, "Seth jee sirph 20 rupaye mein aapke man ki baat bataunga." Seth jee ne javaab diya, "Mahaaraaj jee 200 rupaye lo, Bas Modi ke man ki baaten bata do."
Ladke Wale: Ji Ladki Toh Humein Pasand Hai. Bas Ek Aakhiri Sawal Hai Ki Ladki Ne Kabhi Baba Ram Rahim Se Aashirwad Toh Nahi Liya Na?
Wife: suno jee, aapane kaam vaali bai ko "I LOVE YOU" bol diya kya? Husband: nahin to, kyon kya hua? Wife: kal tak mujhe bhaabhi bulaati thi, aaj didi bula rahi hai.
Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha haiBanta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa? Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai? Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga si
Santa: apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the, Banta: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju? Santa: nahi Banta: kyu? Santa: usne handwriting pehchan li to..? ...santa banta short jokes
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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