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Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod Ke

Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod Ke
Chali Gayi..
Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakhta
Hoga.?
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Santa: Arre Yaar,
Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!

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is jokes ka koi tod naheen- Parikshaapatr(Exam) ka ek prashn(Question): kisne kisse kaha ? "aapse milkar Aanand hua !" . . . . Uttar(Answer): Aanand kee Maa ne, Aanand ke pita se...! pepar chek karne vaala abhi bhi koma mein hai....
Ek hi geet me puri umar dikhiye Naino mein sapna, (umar 5 se 15)sapno mein sajna (umar 15 se 25) Sajna pe dil aa gaya, (umar 25 se 35)kyun sajna pe dil aa gaya…(umar 35 se 40) Baki puri umar- Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa? Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.........santa banta short jokes
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha,santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha,Santa: achi quality ka hai,Lala:ha bhai ha,Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai? Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga si
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
Santa Interview dene gaya...Boss-tum kitne bhai-bahan ho? Santa-5Boss-unme se tumhara no kon sa haiSanta- Airtel
Santa fed up with new boss. One day he told boss to play "Blue Whale Challenge", is an Internet "game". Boss played and Finished.... Now Santa enjoying office life- Dating Boss's gorgeous Secretary.
2 bachche aapas mein baaten kar rahe the.1 bachcha: mere daada jee 50 laakh chhod kar mare the.2 bachcha: isamen kaun see badi baat hai mere daada jeesaari duniya chhod kar mare the.
Santa got invitation from Blue Whale Challenge Banta - What Challenge you finished for Blue Whale Santa- Exiting from Blue Whale coz exiting from this Game is also a Big Challenge (*;;*)
Doctor Santa Jokes- Doctor: GOOD Health ke lie rojaana Exercise kiya karo santa: jee main rojaana Cricket aur Football khelata hoon! Doctor- Very Good... Doctor: kitni der khelate ho? Santa: jab tak Mobile ki Battery khatm nahin ho jaati!!
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
If higher taxes on cigarette are meant to discourage smoking, wouldn't Income Taxes discourage working?
Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?.Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country,To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!
Madam: Porus kaun tha? Santa: pata nahi sir. Madam: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa Santa: Aap battayiye. Rohan kaun hai? Madam: pata nahi. Santa: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha haiBanta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
Vaise to main bahut bada khataron ka khilaadi hoon, par December mein paani jaise khatare se main bhi nahin khel sakata.

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