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Banta- Tm Ladki Dekh Aye?

banta- tm ladki dekh aye?
santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai.
banta- jara english mai kaho?
santa- English me bole to blackberry..

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Santa fed up with new boss. One day he told boss to play "Blue Whale Challenge", is an Internet "game". Boss played and Finished.... Now Santa enjoying office life- Dating Boss's gorgeous Secretary.
Saadi me2 Plate Panir chilli3 Plate kashmiri pulaw2 plate Meat1 Plate chicken chili 10-12 Gulab Jamuntusne ke baad ladka ghar aakar"Mummy, pet me dard ho raha hai" Mammy- Najar lag gayi lagta hai...
Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo
santa: yaar aaj mainne bas ke peechhe daud ke 15 rupaye bacha lie. banta: kya yaar tum to bahut moorkh ho, agar taiksee ke peechhe bhaagate to 150 bacha lete.
Madam: oxygen is important for all living creatures becauseIt is important for our cells to survive. It was discovered in 1773. Santa: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata.
Santa Interview dene gaya...Boss-tum kitne bhai-bahan ho? Santa-5Boss-unme se tumhara no kon sa haiSanta- Airtel
Santa apna Mobile(smartphone) leke Renown Dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?kyunki use check karna tha ke uske mobile(smartphone) mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.
Vaise to main bahut bada khataron ka khilaadi hoon, par December mein paani jaise khatare se main bhi nahin khel sakata.
Pappu: What is GST? Happu: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time! //GST interesting jokes
Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?.Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country,To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!
2 bachche aapas mein baaten kar rahe the.1 bachcha: mere daada jee 50 laakh chhod kar mare the.2 bachcha: isamen kaun see badi baat hai mere daada jeesaari duniya chhod kar mare the.
Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..! Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ?
Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.  ..... Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge.
Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!
Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that Boss after what he said to me. Santa: What happened, what did he say? Banta: You Lazy duffer man....You are fired!
Bank Manager- ye kaya azeeb signature hai? “@/e” Santa - ye signature meri Dadi ka hai Bank Manager- Unka kaya naam hai? Santa-Jlabi baai...“@/e”
Jaanleva Killer purpose- Santa to Gf-I Love You...agar 1 baap ki beti hai to haa bolegi GF-ladki ne santa ko gale laga liya.

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