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Santa: Apni GF Ko Sms Bhej Rahe The,

Santa: apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
Banta: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
Santa: nahi
Banta: kyu?
Santa: usne handwriting pehchan li to..? ...santa banta short jokes

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Santa apna Mobile(smartphone) leke Renown Dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?kyunki use check karna tha ke uske mobile(smartphone) mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.
Teacher: 2+3=5 aur 5+2=7, ab tum bataao 70+5=? kitna hua? Santa: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
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Santa: Koi Achha Sa 2 BHK Dikha Do. Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega? Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!
santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo?santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
kuchh ladke apane shaadi/Wedding mein aisi CARTOON TYPE sheravaani pahan lete hain ki Dulha kam aur Ajanta Circus ke jaadugar zyaada lagate hain....wedding shaadi jokes
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua? Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah SePolice: Wo Kaise? Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"Maine Daba Diya!!
Jyotishi ne kaha, "Seth jee sirph 20 rupaye mein aapke man ki baat bataunga." Seth jee ne javaab diya, "Mahaaraaj jee 200 rupaye lo, Bas Modi ke man ki baaten bata do."
Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha haiBanta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar JyegaBaccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!
Yadi "Facebook" bhaarat mein bana hota to usaka naam Jan Dhan Nihshulk Gapshap Yojana hota.
Santa is searching a job and this time he is very serious - no jokes or comedy plz... Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Santa: Because I have passion. Interviewer: Show me. Santa: Sir, Chalo Bahar, Parking Mein Khadi Hai!
5 saal ka Kida: I Love You Mummy. Maa: I love you too Beta. 16 saal ka ladaka: I Love You Mummy. Maa: Sorry beta, paise nahin hain! 25 saal ka ladka: I Love You Mom. Maa: kaun hai vo chudail ? kahaan rahati hai? 35 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta mainne pahale hi bola tha, us ladki se shaadi mat karana! aur sabase badhiya.. 55 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta, main kisi bhi kaagaz par "Sign nahin karoongi"
SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview.. Interviewer : Which are the four Version of Java .? Santa : (1)Mar-Java, (2)Mit-Java, (3)Lut-Java, (4)Me Sadke-Java.. Interviewer : Aata tum Ghar-Java......santa banta computer jokes
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