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Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.
Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.........santa banta short jokes

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In Andhi tufano ne bhi had kar di,Aaaj kal ki wo kachra patti me,pade rahne wali....-Wo plastic ki thailiyan bhi khudkoShaktimaan-SuperMan Samaj rahi hai....
Very funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes 2019- Girlfriend- Mat karo kisi baat ke liye ettna jor nahi to boyfriend bana lungi koi aur dungi tumko chor... Boyfriend- Sweety mene tere credit card par le liya 25,00000 loan Tu maat jana mughe chhorkar tere siva mera hai koon Boyfriend rocked Girlfriend shocked...
Santa got invitation from Blue Whale Challenge Banta - What Challenge you finished for Blue Whale Santa- Exiting from Blue Whale coz exiting from this Game is also a Big Challenge (*;;*)
Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!
banta- tm ladki dekh aye? santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai. banta- jara english mai kaho? santa- English me bole to blackberry..
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha,santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha,Santa: achi quality ka hai,Lala:ha bhai ha,Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
Today's Jokes on social sites: Women all over the world 3.15 billion Women over Facebook 5.67 billion!
Madam: bachcho(kids), agar man(Heart) se praarthanaa(Prayer) kare to bhagwan(GOD) aapki kwaaish(Wishes) poora karenge. Santa : woh sab jhoot hai sir. Madam : kyu? Santa : agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
Madam: Porus kaun tha? Santa: pata nahi sir. Madam: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa Santa: Aap battayiye. Rohan kaun hai? Madam: pata nahi. Santa: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doongasanta:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat ka
Driver: Sir, Car ka Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte. Santa: Koi baat nahi, Car reverse(back Gear) lo aur ghar vaapas chalo.
Banta: yaar ye raamadev baaba waala aata noodles kharida hai, inako khaana kaise hai ? Santa: ek naak band karake doosari naak se andar khinchana hain...baba ramdev jokes sms
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
Wife: suno jee, aapane kaam vaali bai ko "I LOVE YOU" bol diya kya? Husband: nahin to, kyon kya hua? Wife: kal tak mujhe bhaabhi bulaati thi, aaj didi bula rahi hai.
Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?. Sabar se kam lo beta, Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun.
Santa (Police station ja kar bola): - mujhephone par dhamaki mil rahi hai. ---Inspector: kaun de raha hai?--- Santa - BSNL vaale. kahate hain, Bill nahin bhara to "kaat" denge.
Teacher- Gupt Vansh ka 5 shasak(KING) ka Naam batoo? Santa- Sir, jo hi vansh hi gupt hai uske shasak naam kaya hoga?

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