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Santa: Maine Apne Bete KaNaam America Rakha Hai.

Santa: Maine Apne Bete KaNaam America Rakha Hai.
Banta: Wo Kyun yaar?
Santa: Main Duniya KoBatana Chahta Hun Ke
Main America Ka Baap Hun...!

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Madam: bachcho(kids), agar man(Heart) se praarthanaa(Prayer) kare to bhagwan(GOD) aapki kwaaish(Wishes) poora karenge. Santa : woh sab jhoot hai sir. Madam : kyu? Santa : agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
Ek hi geet me puri umar dikhiye Naino mein sapna, (umar 5 se 15)sapno mein sajna (umar 15 se 25) Sajna pe dil aa gaya, (umar 25 se 35)kyun sajna pe dil aa gaya…(umar 35 se 40) Baki puri umar- Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…
Driver: Sir, Car ka Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte. Santa: Koi baat nahi, Car reverse(back Gear) lo aur ghar vaapas chalo.
Santa (Police station ja kar bola): - mujhephone par dhamaki mil rahi hai. ---Inspector: kaun de raha hai?--- Santa - BSNL vaale. kahate hain, Bill nahin bhara to "kaat" denge.
Santa got invitation from Blue Whale Challenge Banta - What Challenge you finished for Blue Whale Santa- Exiting from Blue Whale coz exiting from this Game is also a Big Challenge (*;;*)
Jaj: Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par JanabJaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
Teacher: 2+3=5 aur 5+2=7, ab tum bataao 70+5=? kitna hua? Santa: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
Happu Singh calls on customer care. Happu: Hello(+_+) Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun. Happu: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh resolve Kar Do! Executive: Sir mai appka call Puja ko forward kar rahi hu Happu: Gussa mai call disconnnect kar diya aur bola oye Madam... Puja to mai hargij nahi karuga....
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Saadi me2 Plate Panir chilli3 Plate kashmiri pulaw2 plate Meat1 Plate chicken chili 10-12 Gulab Jamuntusne ke baad ladka ghar aakar"Mummy, pet me dard ho raha hai" Mammy- Najar lag gayi lagta hai...
Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod KeChali Gayi.. Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi RakhtaHoga.?..Santa: Arre Yaar,Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!
SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview.. Interviewer : Which are the four Version of Java .? Santa : (1)Mar-Java, (2)Mit-Java, (3)Lut-Java, (4)Me Sadke-Java.. Interviewer : Aata tum Ghar-Java......santa banta computer jokes
is jokes ka koi tod naheen- Parikshaapatr(Exam) ka ek prashn(Question): kisne kisse kaha ? "aapse milkar Aanand hua !" . . . . Uttar(Answer): Aanand kee Maa ne, Aanand ke pita se...! pepar chek karne vaala abhi bhi koma mein hai....
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone lagaBanta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....
Santa ne Banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya....... Dhishkiyaon. ° ¬
Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?..Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night And Savere Savere Tight.....!!!

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