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Santa Aur Banta 10 Mein 10 Baar Fail Ho Gae

Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae
Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain
Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai??
agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!

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Banta: yaar ye raamadev baaba waala aata noodles kharida hai, inako khaana kaise hai ? Santa: ek naak band karake doosari naak se andar khinchana hain...baba ramdev jokes sms
banta- tm ladki dekh aye? santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai. banta- jara english mai kaho? santa- English me bole to blackberry..
Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar JyegaBaccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......santa banta jokes 2017
Santa Interview dene gaya...Boss-tum kitne bhai-bahan ho? Santa-5Boss-unme se tumhara no kon sa haiSanta- Airtel
Very funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes 2019- Girlfriend- Mat karo kisi baat ke liye ettna jor nahi to boyfriend bana lungi koi aur dungi tumko chor... Boyfriend- Sweety mene tere credit card par le liya 25,00000 loan Tu maat jana mughe chhorkar tere siva mera hai koon Boyfriend rocked Girlfriend shocked...
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Jaanleva Killer purpose- Santa to Gf-I Love You...agar 1 baap ki beti hai to haa bolegi GF-ladki ne santa ko gale laga liya.
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, "Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do"
Pappu apane paapa ki wedding ki video dekhate hue bola: "mujhe bhi aapki shaadi ki tarah apani shaadi mein items girls nachwaani hain." Santa: haraamakhor, yah teri Bua aur Mausiyaan hain..........jabardast jokes
santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha.. banta- to ab kya hua? santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?
Rajanikaant aur santa ek competition mein.. pahala savaal: 8 ka aadha kya hota hai? Rajanikaant: 4 santa: Depend karata hai. agar horizontally aadha karo to 0 aur vairtichally karo to 3 Rajanikaant haar gaya bada aaya Rajanikaant !!very funny competition jokes of santa Rajanikaant
Happu Singh calls on customer care. Happu: Hello(+_+) Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun. Happu: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh resolve Kar Do! Executive: Sir mai appka call Puja ko forward kar rahi hu Happu: Gussa mai call disconnnect kar diya aur bola oye Madam... Puja to mai hargij nahi karuga....
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone lagaBanta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya banta=fir kya kiya?santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..! Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ?
Ek hi geet me puri umar dikhiye Naino mein sapna, (umar 5 se 15)sapno mein sajna (umar 15 se 25) Sajna pe dil aa gaya, (umar 25 se 35)kyun sajna pe dil aa gaya…(umar 35 se 40) Baki puri umar- Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…

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