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Doctor Santa Jokes-
Doctor: GOOD Health ke lie rojaana Exercise kiya karo
santa: jee main rojaana Cricket aur Football khelata hoon!
Doctor- Very Good...
Doctor: kitni der khelate ho?
Santa: jab tak Mobile ki Battery khatm nahin ho jaati!!

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India me Train itni late aati hain ke patari par aatmahatya karane vaala bhi chips ke packet aur paani ki bottel lekar aata hai ...
Santa : Our New Neighbour Is An "Aam Aadmi Party" Member Banta : How Do U Know That..? . Santa : Today Morning When I Waved My Hand To Her, She Showed Me The "Broom"..!
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, "Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do"
Bank Manager- ye kaya azeeb signature hai? “@/e” Santa - ye signature meri Dadi ka hai Bank Manager- Unka kaya naam hai? Santa-Jlabi baai...“@/e”
Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
Santa got invitation from Blue Whale Challenge Banta - What Challenge you finished for Blue Whale Santa- Exiting from Blue Whale coz exiting from this Game is also a Big Challenge (*;;*)
Santa: apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the, Banta: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju? Santa: nahi Banta: kyu? Santa: usne handwriting pehchan li to..? ...santa banta short jokes
Jija jee ko jiju kahne wali ladkiya hi bharat me huwe aadhe se jayada Taalak ki jimedaar hoti hai Jiju aa gaye, Jiju hamare liye kaya laye Jiju aap bahut smart lag rahe ho
Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony before Marriage? Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
1 Ladki ki shaadi se 3 din pahle uski saheli ne poochha: shaadi ki saari Taiyaariyaan kar li kya? Ladki: Haan donon sim naale mein phenk diya, Mobile Phone to Format kar diya hai, Laptop mai Private Folder Delete Kar diya Facebook, Whatsapp bhi Deactivate kar diya hai, bas too apana munh band rakhiyo. girls marriage preparation interesting jokes
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha,santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha,Santa: achi quality ka hai,Lala:ha bhai ha,Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Doctor Santa Jokes- Doctor: GOOD Health ke lie rojaana Exercise kiya karo santa: jee main rojaana Cricket aur Football khelata hoon! Doctor- Very Good... Doctor: kitni der khelate ho? Santa: jab tak Mobile ki Battery khatm nahin ho jaati!!
Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that Boss after what he said to me. Santa: What happened, what did he say? Banta: You Lazy duffer man....You are fired!
Madam: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare Papa ke handwriting main hai? Santa : maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa madam....
Santa: is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho? Santa: replies "Saali train late aati hai to socha kahi bhook se na mar jau..
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?.Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country,To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....

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