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Jagajeet Sinh Ga Rahe The:

jagajeet sinh ga rahe the:
ye daulat bhee le lo,
ye shauharat bhile lo...
santa utha:
main to bahut pareshaan hoon,
meri to aurat bhee le lo.

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