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Banta: What Exactly Is First Aid?

Banta: What exactly is First Aid?
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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
5 saal ka Kida: I Love You Mummy. Maa: I love you too Beta. 16 saal ka ladaka: I Love You Mummy. Maa: Sorry beta, paise nahin hain! 25 saal ka ladka: I Love You Mom. Maa: kaun hai vo chudail ? kahaan rahati hai? 35 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta mainne pahale hi bola tha, us ladki se shaadi mat karana! aur sabase badhiya.. 55 saal ka aadami: I Love You Mummy. maan: beta, main kisi bhi kaagaz par "Sign nahin karoongi"
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar JyegaBaccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha.. banta- to ab kya hua? santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?
Today's Jokes on social sites: Women all over the world 3.15 billion Women over Facebook 5.67 billion!
SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha,santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha,Santa: achi quality ka hai,Lala:ha bhai ha,Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.
Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hi baita rahta hai.Banta: lekin phir bhi woh Exam fail kyu huaa? Santa: wah book 'Facebook' tha, isliye
SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview.. Interviewer : Which are the four Version of Java .? Santa : (1)Mar-Java, (2)Mit-Java, (3)Lut-Java, (4)Me Sadke-Java.. Interviewer : Aata tum Ghar-Java......santa banta computer jokes
Wife: suno jee, aapane kaam vaali bai ko "I LOVE YOU" bol diya kya? Husband: nahin to, kyon kya hua? Wife: kal tak mujhe bhaabhi bulaati thi, aaj didi bula rahi hai.
Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!
Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....
Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?. Sabar se kam lo beta, Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun.
Santa - apne wife ko doctor ke pass le gayaDoctor- kaya huwa?Santa- Doctor meri wife 16 GB ka memory card Nigal gayi hai tabhi se gane ga rahi hai...Doctor- Koi baat nahi saab tik ho jayega.Santa -Mai to ye soch kar paresan hu kivideo folder par Pahuchegi to kaya hoga?
Santa got invitation from Blue Whale Challenge Banta - What Challenge you finished for Blue Whale Santa- Exiting from Blue Whale coz exiting from this Game is also a Big Challenge (*;;*)
jagajeet sinh ga rahe the: ye daulat bhee le lo, ye shauharat bhile lo... santa utha: main to bahut pareshaan hoon, meri to aurat bhee le lo.

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