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Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.

Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.
Doctor: Ye kaise Hua?
Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha.
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Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......santa banta jokes 2017

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Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......santa banta jokes 2017

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