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Vaise To Main Bahut Bada Khataron Ka Khilaadi Hoon,

Vaise to main bahut bada khataron ka khilaadi hoon,
par December mein paani jaise khatare se main bhi nahin khel sakata.

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Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.........santa banta short jokes
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Santa: Koi Achha Sa 2 BHK Dikha Do. Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega? Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!
If higher taxes on cigarette are meant to discourage smoking, wouldn't Income Taxes discourage working?
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Santa fed up with new boss. One day he told boss to play "Blue Whale Challenge", is an Internet "game". Boss played and Finished.... Now Santa enjoying office life- Dating Boss's gorgeous Secretary.
Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!
Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!
Santa- kal meri shaadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.Banta- to isme problem kya hai?Santa- pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
Wife: suno jee, aapane kaam vaali bai ko "I LOVE YOU" bol diya kya? Husband: nahin to, kyon kya hua? Wife: kal tak mujhe bhaabhi bulaati thi, aaj didi bula rahi hai.
Santa sent a sms to banta- @€§+;@=~% >?!?C%"'%#€ ¤>?(:@ A%;!{ Banta- what's this. Santa- spicy sms yar kha k dekh mast h
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