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Santa- kal meri shaadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.Banta- to isme problem kya hai?Santa- pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony before Marriage? Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
Rajanikaant aur santa ek competition mein.. pahala savaal: 8 ka aadha kya hota hai? Rajanikaant: 4 santa: Depend karata hai. agar horizontally aadha karo to 0 aur vairtichally karo to 3 Rajanikaant haar gaya bada aaya Rajanikaant !!very funny competition jokes of santa Rajanikaant
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Santa apna Mobile(smartphone) leke Renown Dentist ke pass gaya tha. kyu?kyunki use check karna tha ke uske mobile(smartphone) mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.
santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha.. banta- to ab kya hua? santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?
Teacher- Gupt Vansh ka 5 shasak(KING) ka Naam batoo? Santa- Sir, jo hi vansh hi gupt hai uske shasak naam kaya hoga?
Santa: agar Bijli nahi hota to kya hota?Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta
Pappu: What is GST? Happu: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time! //GST interesting jokes
Santa - apne wife ko doctor ke pass le gayaDoctor- kaya huwa?Santa- Doctor meri wife 16 GB ka memory card Nigal gayi hai tabhi se gane ga rahi hai...Doctor- Koi baat nahi saab tik ho jayega.Santa -Mai to ye soch kar paresan hu kivideo folder par Pahuchegi to kaya hoga?
Madam: bachcho(kids), agar man(Heart) se praarthanaa(Prayer) kare to bhagwan(GOD) aapki kwaaish(Wishes) poora karenge. Santa : woh sab jhoot hai sir. Madam : kyu? Santa : agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate
Shikhak- Itane din se kahaan the? Santa- Sir, Bird FLU ho gaya tha. Shikhak- par ye to bird mein hota hai insaanon mein nahi. Santa- Insaan samajha hi kahaan aapane ... Roj to Murga bana dete ho.....santa bird flu jokes
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doongasanta:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat ka
Madam: Porus kaun tha? Santa: pata nahi sir. Madam: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa Santa: Aap battayiye. Rohan kaun hai? Madam: pata nahi. Santa: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
Laalu Yaadav 1 Form bhar rahe the, jo English mein tha! General(saamaany) cheejen to bhar liya, par One Column par atak gae! Likha tha- Your Zodiac sign! Laalu ne bagal mein Nitish kumar ke Form par chori se jhaank kar dekha. Nitesh ne likha tha Scorpio, So Laalu ne apane mein likha-Innova! Idhar aur Majedaar.. Maayaavati bhi vahi Form bhar rahi thi! use bhi "Zodiac sign" ka arth (meaning) nahin maaloom tha, so bagal mein Soniya ke Form mein jhaank kar dekha ...! Soniya ne us kaalam mein bhara 'Cancer' Maayaavati kuchh der sochati rahi phir usane kaalam mein likha ....halki khaasi! Laalu Yaada Maayaavati Soniya breaking news political jokes
Santa: Koi Achha Sa 2 BHK Dikha Do. Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega? Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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