AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI
SMART HAI
CHARMING HAI TO
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR
GALAT FEHMI MAT PALIYE.

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