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GOD: I Can't B Evrywhere So I Created MOTHER.

GOD: I can't b evrywhere so I created MOTHER.
DEVIL: I too can't b evrywhere soI created GIRLS.
GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!

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"Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Sy Karo""Aur""Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Say Karo''Is sms main Pehley biwi ka 0r Baad mein girl freind ka zikar aata hay
Our education system does not teach us team work, When we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it “copying”
At GymGuy 1: I lost 5kg in two months.Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months.Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day.Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how?Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport!
Wife: My husband has swallowed his Pan card, by mistake. Plz do something immediately. Doctor: Get him to swallow his Aadhar Card, both need to be linked before I attempt anything!
Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross karrahethe.Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bachenekaha,hum saato ne road cross karli7 kaise..?...Socho,...read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!.....Arre yaar,Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.Tum Tension mat lo :-D
Ek Bandar Ny Apni Shakal Aainy Me Dekh Li, Aur Phir Us Ny Khudkushi Ker Li.. Ab Tum Mujh Se Wada Kero Mere Dost K Tum Aaina Kabhi Nahi Dekho Gy.. Plz Plz Wada Kero Dekho Me Tumhen Khona Nahi Chahta.. :-D
Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaen Gy..Per Maan jana Manany Se Aye Dost Warna..Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D
A Pathan Gets A Cheque & Throws It On The Ground..? Why..?? Bcoz To See Whether It Will BOUNCE or NOT.. :-D
Pappu: Maa, mainne sapana dekha ki mera ek paanv zameen par aur doosara aasaman mein hai!jeeto: beta, aise sapane mat dekha kar; ek hee chaddhi hai, phat jaegi!
Friend 1: Bro, i Got A+ for a test Friend 2: Congratulations, Which test? Friend 1: Blood group test, bro
Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya. Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee. Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…!
Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.
Larka: SunoLarki: G bhai?Larka: Bus baji gaal e muk gai 😛 😀
Why Indian women have red Dot(Bindi) on their forehead? Becasue they record everything.. every time you talk to your wife and husband mind should remember that- "This conversions may be monitored or recorded for internal traning quality purposes and would be used against you any time"
What Is The Difference b/w GHAZAL & LECTURE.. ? Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL & Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE
Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu..... Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai....
A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend..0ld man: beta, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?Boy: nahi ye paros wali shabana hai :
Navy Officer: aap nausena(Navy Force) mein bharti hone aae hain aur aap tairna(swiming) nahin jaante? Santa: to kya hua Sir! jo vaayusena(Air Force) mein jaate hain, unako kaun sa udana aata hai?

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