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Delivry K Waqt

Delivry k waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Vrna aisa confuse item bana dunga k
tm dono roge or wo tali bjayega...............................................very very funny sms

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Who is the laziest person in the world? . . . . . . The person who invented SNOOZE option in alarm.
Shadi Kerna Thi, Per Qismat Khuli Nahi.. TAJMAHAL Banana Tha, Per MUMTAZ Mili Nahi.. Ab Qismat Khuli, Shadi Hui,TAj Banana Chahta Hun, Per Kambakhat MUMTAZ Marti Nahi.. :-D
Wife: Suno Na!Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!
Kamyabi Hamesha un ki qadam chomti he,.....jo socks utarne k bad apne pao dhote hen...
mere mrne k bad mere qbr pe mt ana mere dost suna hai tum qabron se mom batyan choraty ho
Once a wife was about to give birth to a baby. Husband said "If it looks like u, it wud be great", She said "If it looks like u, it wud be a miracle"
Johnny Johnny... Yes Papa!Corporate Job... Yes Papa!Lots of Tension... Yes Papa!Too Much Work... Yes Papa!Family Life... No Papa!BP Sugar... High Papa!Yearly Bonus... Joke Papa!Annual Pay... Low Papa!Personal Life... Lost Papa!Promotion Incentive... HaHaHa!
Love is an illusionIts a highly dependency disorderof weak hearted peoplePeople with strong heartsbelieve in Flirting
MOHABBAT Ke Raste Me Hr Waqt Dard MileGa,Maine Socha..!!Isi Raste Pr MEDICAL STORE Khol LonBOHT ChaleGa0h My GOD Im So Intelligent
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
Duniya vaale poochhate hain :adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie kya karana chaahie ?..hamaara javaab hai: Dobaara so jaana chaahie...
Modern...Obedient..Neat...Kind...Excellent..Young.Thats ME.Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.
Ïshq Ke Rishte Itne Najuk Hote Hain.....ki...Raat Ko Number Busy Jane Se hi Toot Jate Hain
Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao. Sardar: Pucho.. Pathan: Sabun Se Nahany K Baad Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.?? Sardar: Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D
1 Pathan Dukaan Walay se :Aur Janab, Kese Ho??Dukaan Wala : Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye.Pathan : Wo Hum Tum ko nahi de ga.Dukan Wala : Magar Q ??Pathan : Q k Dua Hamara Beti hai...:-)
its great when holiday comes its sad when week day comes wish monthly more 5 Sunday comes monthly two festival comes
THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World.. . ' 1- "A Sleeping Baby." : 2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi" ; And The Third Most Innocent Face; ; 3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha Hua Apna Dost." :-) :-D
Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack

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