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1980 GIRL

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge

2018 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen..................................very funny jokes on girls

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unki gali se hum guzre , ajeeb ittefaak thaphool toh phenka unhone magar gamla bhe saath tha
Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don’t know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “Please Recharge Your Card”
Badtameez.. (@,@) BeSharam.. (^;^) BeHaya.. (,")/ BeWaqoof.. (',') Jaahil.. (*>*) Paagal.. <(",)> ....Hen Wo Log Jo Aap Ko Yaad Nahi Kerty.. ;-)Hum To Kerty Hen..Kese Ho Janab Aap.. :-)
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
bhala ho sarkaar ka, jo har ghar mein shauchaalay banava diye, nahi to gaanv ke raaste mein aise bach bach ke chalana padta tha jaise ki har jagah Mains bichhee ho.
Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajaejo mera hai wo mere pas aajaemujhe intezar na karna paremeri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae ( Ameen )
Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho, Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho, Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho.. Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena, K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Sun makes Moon shine,Current makes Bulbs shine,Wax makes Candles shine,But, I'm Really Confused;What makes ur Teeth Shine..-Harpic- or -Domex-.. ;-p
Navy Officer: aap nausena(Navy Force) mein bharti hone aae hain aur aap tairna(swiming) nahin jaante? Santa: to kya hua Sir! jo vaayusena(Air Force) mein jaate hain, unako kaun sa udana aata hai?
Hansi mazak k wo pal yad rakhnaIs DOST ki dosti yaad rakhnaMehfil me kal main rahon na rahonEk Tha Tiger ap k group mebas itna yad rakhna ;)
Q. Aap me aur Pepsi me kya Similarity hai? Ans: Both r cool, sweet, Sub pasand karte hai aur most important similarity isDimaag wali jagah DHAKAN hai........short funny jokes
Duniya K Ziyada-tar Currency Notes Per Aadmi Ki Tasveer Hoti Hai, Magar,, In Per Qabza Aurton Ka Hi Hota Hai..
20 saal pehle ?Candle light Dinner?sirf ameer loag kar sakte thaymagar ab pooray mulk kiawam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time”, and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Mother to teenaged daughter, going to a party, "Have a nice time and be a good girl" "Oh mother! make up ur mind"
1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha, ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida, aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)................................Hindi funny sms for friends

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