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Ladaka – Shaadi Karale Mujhase …!

ladaka – shaadi karale mujhase …!
ladaki – kyoon ??
ladaka – mere paapa gaanv ke sabase bade aadamee hain …
shaadee ke baad ladaki ko pata chala ki ladake ka baap 102
saal ka hai* !

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Ye Harpic wale bhi Ghar me akele aurat dekhkar ghar me ghus aate hai Kabhi Bus Stand ka toilet saaph karke dekha diya karo bhai
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Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera .FARAZ..Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
Pakistan me itne electricity nai hai Jitne electrical engineers 😛 😀
From a Heart Surgeon's diary:Anxious patients and their dear ones always ask me a lot of odd questions.Today the wife of one of my by-pass patients' made me speechless.She asked me, "Doctor, did you find any other woman in his heart?"
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge warna 6 parathe, panir ki sabzi, kashmiri pulaw, ice-cream, 1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!
Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!Even after 17 years service.That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance.
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka jis k jawab me hum kahein Qabool hai qabool hai qabool ha
Sardar ko Gali me 100 ka note milaJispe likha tha "HAPPY NEW YEAR".Usne Apni Jeb se 100 ka note nikala orUspe "SAME 2 U" Likh kr Wahin pe rakh diya.. ;-pSingh is King.. :-D
Peer- "Beta... Koi mannat maango!". Mureed - "Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain..."Peer - "Beta 'mannat' maango 'Jannat' nahi..
Ak dafa ak admi ki cycle choori ho gai,Tu us ny bazar mein onchi awaz sy kaha“Agar meri cycle na mili to main wohi kuch karoonga jo mere bhai ny kia tha”.“Ye sun kr choor cycle chorh kr bhag gya.Bad mein ak admi ny us sy pucha k thumhary bhai ny kya kia thaTu wo bola”os ny nai cycle khareedi thi”...
The most hungry and sad moment:When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry,And then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas"!
mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti bajegi bandr nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..
Ye student ki pehchn hai Hath mai cigrate mu mai pan hai Mshur ye saitan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Padhna ise ata nhi Clas kbhi jata nhi Cnten is ki jan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Jalson mai sb se age hai Naron mein sb se agey hain Imtehan mein naqal is ki an hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Lrkiyo k peche hai pra Jo larki gusa ho zra Tb ye bnta bhai jan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai..
Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life.
Teacher: Umeed Ki Inteha Batao.?? Pappu: Jab 90 Saal Ki Boorhi Aurat Mobile Shop Per Ja Ker Boly, "Ay Bhayya, Lifetime SIM De Do" :-D
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I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo..Got one the very next minute.A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a wholeweek !!

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