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Santa Ne Apne Frnd Ko Lunch Pe Invite Kiya

santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...............................Latest Funny sms

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There are two type of subjects:Hard subjects which cannot be studied;And easy ones that doesn't need to be studied!
Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain. Police : Toh ghar main baithoMan : Iska husbnad nahi manega.....
HR: Why should I hire you? Candidate: Mere Baad Koi Aur Ayega, Phirse Interview Lena Padega, Aptitude, Technical Round... Kitna Kaam Karoge Sir Wohi Salary Mein? Hired
Shaadi se phle: maine pyar kiya 1st Yr: pyar ke side effects 2nd Yr: Pyar ka panchname 3rd Yr: Maine pyar kyu kiya 4th Yr: Pyar tune kya kiya 5th Yr: Luv ka the End
Arz he.. Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga... Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Baap Bete se: 2 Saal Baad Ghar Q Wapas Aye Ho??Beta: Papa Me ny kaha Tha na kKuch Ban ker hi Wapas Aaunga.Baap: Kiya Bany??Beta: Ek Bachay Ka Baap...;-p
"KHUSHI" Ek Aisi Cheez hai, Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de Sakte ho.. . . . . . . . Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k "TENSION" Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai. :-D
A kid on his way to home with his mom, saw a couple kissing on the road He suddenly shouted and said: “Look mom they are fighting for a chewing GUM”..
Ankhon se barsààt hoti HJab apki yaad saath hoti H Jab b busy rahe mera mobileSamajh lena aapki hone waliBhabhi se meri baat hoti hain
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Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?Pappu: Because they didn't have a color printer!
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