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Santa Travelling 1st Time In Plane

Santa Travelling 1st Time In Plane
Going To Bombay
While Landing He Shouted..
'BOMBAY BOMBAY'
Air Hostess: B-Silent Plz..
Santa: 'OMBAY OMBAY'

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