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1 Bikhari Mandir Ke Samne Katora Lekar Betha

1 bikhari Mandir ke samne katora lekar betha
use kuch nahi mila
bikhari Mashid ke samne betha
Use kuch nahi mila
bikhari Church ke samne betha
Use kuch nahi mila
Phir wo Wine Shop ke samne betha
uska katora rupyo se bhar gaya
bikhari ne kaha kaya Bhagwan
rahte kahe aur ho aur Address
kahi aur ka dete ho...

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