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A Mobile Is Like Women :-

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy And when U need them urgently,
they have no service.

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.The next day, he received 1000 of replies,all reading: “You can have mine.” Free delivery also available at your door step
Rangeen ho tum Rango se zyada, Mehkte ho tum Phulo se zyada, Smart ho tum Mujhse zyada Agar ye sochte ho tum to. ‘Bewkoof ‘ ho tum had se zyada
Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdiaSubha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dyaQ?Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hyJahan Khawab Waha HBL".
Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me Ye Kahan Likha Hai K Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. :-D Hhahaha
In times of difficulties, don't ever say God I have a big problem, instead say- hey problem, I have a big God & everything will be allright. God Bless u.
Car Se Chooza Takra k Behosh Ho Gya.Aadmi Choozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:...Chhoza Jaga To Bola=Oho,Jail HO GAI,Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya:-
Wife: Suno Na!Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai.Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals!
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,,Who Is Most Benefited ??BoyNo?GirlNo?It's The...Mobile Company.. :-)
Evolution of MAN: Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,, Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,, Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,, Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.
For girlss..If you want to Avoid so many frndrequests...................Kindly Upload ur original photoswithout Makeup..:p:p
Tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan, tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan wah wah kya is baar duniya ko bacha payega shaktimaan..?
Computerized Mohabbat.. Kal Jab Mily Thy To Dil Me Hua Ek Sound, Aaj Mily To Kehty Ho Your File Not Found... Jo Muddat Se Hota Aya Hai Wo Repeat Ker Dunga, Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindgi Ctrl+Alt+Del Ker Dunga... Shayad Mere Piyar Ko Taste Kerna Bhool Gaye, Dil Se Aisa Cut Kiya K Paste Kerna Bhool Gaye... Lakho Hongy Nigah Me Kabhi Mujhy Bhi Pick Kero, Mere Pyar K Icon Per Kabhi To Double Click Kero.. :-D
Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.Q KHer cheezMeezan me achi lagti hai. . .*
A man enterd in a shoes showroom and cried. Bary garauntey datay ho 2 din nahi nikalay. saleman kaya huiha sir.man replyCHUKI GyE A.
1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k badpapa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?papa: nhi betabacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......
girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi
How do I react when I seesomeone extremely smart?I stare and stare and stare &I smile & smile & when I get tired,then I put the mirror down.
press down 4 ur "eid gift>>>>>>ALLAH APP KO AQAL DE:AJ KIA EID HAI?NAHI NA.TU GIFT KESAHAA HAA.

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