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Kya Bataye Apne

Kya Bataye Apne
Doston Ki
Wo To Hai Nirale
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GURU DWARE Ka LANGAR

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mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti bajegi bandr nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..
Quaid-e-Azam K 14 Nukaat Me Ye Kahan Likha Hai K Larkiyan Sunday K Din Ki Starting Washing Machine Laga Ker Hi Karen.. :-D Hhahaha
If it seems easy, You are doing it wrong.
Ek Piyari Si Surat, Ek Masoom Sa Chehra, Ek Piyari Si Muskan, Thori Shahrarat, Thori Mohabbat, Thori Masti, Thora Maza, Jiski Piyari Har Ek Adaa, . . . . . . . . Us Piyare Insan Ka Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa... :-D
Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'. Happu Singh: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jahiyo!
Phool Insano Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen, Lekin Kuch Insan Phoolon Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen,,Jese K "Aap" Ko SMS Kerny Wala.. :-) Wese Me Kabhi Ghuroor Nahi Kerta. :-D
Husband: Aaj Sabzi me Namak thorazayda lag raha hai.Wife: Namak Barabar hai.Sabzi Hi Thori kam thi..;-pWife is Always Right..
Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.?? .. Me Bataun..?? . .. . Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat.. . . . . . . . Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D
Girls love is like a chocolate. because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time, Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date. But boys love is like wine,no expiry date. it gives kick to ur body… that’s boys love…
Every class has that one student who is loved by all the teachers;And is......... .....equally hated by all the students!
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? “Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! ”
Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,, Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,, Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,, Kam Az Kam Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
Larki Jab Friend Banti Hai To Shadi Wali Feelings Beshak Na Aati Ho,,LekinJab 'BLOCK' Kerti Hai To Talaaq Wali Feelings Zarur Aany Lagti Hen.. ;-)
Bacha peda hoty he chikha:mujy kuch nazar nahi aa raha, kia Main andha hoon?Nurse: stupid, light nahi haiBacha: oh , Ay pakistan ty nai?
"Kbi Shehar JanaKbi Gaon JanaKbi is raste JanaKbi us raste JanaShahi Swari bhej Raha honMza na Aye to utr Jana(\ /)/??) “^—-;”;\,,/”( , , )\\ // \\ // \\CNG, Petrol, Dieselkuch nhiSirf 10Rs ki Ghaas khilanaorpoooora din chalanaeast or west gadhaa is the best."
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
My teachers always told me thatif I didn’t study hard enoughI’d end up working at McDonalds.Well I proved them wrong,...I got a job at KFC today.

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