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Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata

Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Smjh Nhi Ata
Ki Kya Kre?
Kharab Kamwali Mile
To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta Hai,
Agr Achi Mile To
Pati Kaam Kr Jata Hai..

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