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Usne Hatho Pr Mehndi Lgai Hai,

Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai,
Hmne uski doli sjai hai,
Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!

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