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Garmi Aagyi Hai

Garmi aagyi hai
apna khayal rakhna
pani jyada pina
khana kam khana aur sabse jaruri bat
Sir ko dhup se bachana
kyon k bhuse me jaldi aag lagti he

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Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa........Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai...;-)
Banta: Tume itna kisne mara? Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya! Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !
Monday ko dosti,Tuesday ko pyar,Wednesday ko shaadi,Thursday ko barbadi,Friday ko fighting,Saturday ko talaq,Sunday ko rest,Monday ko phir se talash.
There is an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone is there. Lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meeting cant start because the monkey is reading this text.
Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna BachaDoctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)
What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
SAVE WATER bath with neighbor’s daughter
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?” Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know about your future husband?Lady: No. I simply wish to know about the past of my present husband for future use!
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Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly.
My dear friends do you know MY Life Is Running successfully on a simple principle "Bhagwaan Ke Bharose"
Aek chor kisi ke gar me guss gaya or idar uddar deka usy kuch bi nai mila(mislan sona chandi wagera)Pir us ne malik ko utaya or bola sona kahan haiChonke malik sai tarah uta nai ta adi neend metha us ne bolaPoora gar kali para hai jahan bi chao sojao.
Hi Friends..! I am Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Exams As I Have 2 Work Hard. Plz Contact Me After . 15 Minutes.. . Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..!
Thought For The Day................Don’t depend on my thoughts always,Try to think on your own sometimes..

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