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Baithe Tere Khayalo Me, Kore Kagaz Pe Likha Tera Naam… Tasvir Bhi Bana Dali Aur Likha Ye Paigam..

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nagad inam…

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