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Memon To Shop Keeper: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha..:

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