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Dost: Agar Duniya Me Paani Khatam ho Jaye To...2nd Dost: To Doodh Khaalis Mily Ga..;-p
4 My Friends Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam Ho Zindgi Ki Khusiya Ap K Naam Ho Dil Se Dua Hai Ap K Lye 2011 Ke Dulha/Dulhano Mai Shamil Apka B Naam Ho
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Wife or Husband shop se nikly to ek faqeer ne kaha.."Shehzadi"5 rupe de dy andha hoon.Husband:De do,Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaror andha hi hoga...........
What is the Colour of Frequency?Ans: PurpleHow?Frequency=1/timemeans 1/sec1sec = Ek Pal1/Pal= Per PalPer Pal= PURPLE..!PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Like energy Love can't neither be created nor destroyed.... It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Boss hangs a poster in office‘I am the boss, dont forget’He returns from lunch,finds a slip on his desk,‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’
Santa: Kal Raat 3 Ghante Tak English Picture Ki CD Dekhi, Magar Na Koi Tasveer Thi Aur Na Hi Koi Awaz.. Banta: Film Ka Naam Kiya Tha Re?? Santa: "PLEASE INSERT THE DISC" :-D
Our education system does not teach us team work, When we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it “copying”
What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.
Hr jagah Toofan sa Aya hai, Charo taraf hahakar machaya hua hai, Jisko dekho lb pe 1 hi naam chaya hai, Jb bhi bajti hai msg tone, to sb bolte hain lo fir se "Sheela" ka msg aya hai...
Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy.....Boy:,,,,,,,ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO
Class main jab attendance lagti hai to bht acha feel hota haiAisa lagta hai jasay university anay ka maksad pura hogya ho :-)
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?Pappu: The Lunch Bell!
Millions of people write Love Letters.But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.Just imagine how lucky I am!Great words Said by,—DUST BIN—
Teri Dosti me Diwane ho gaye,Tujhe apna banate banate Begane ho gaye.Pukaar le ek baar Piyar se Mere DostBandar ki Aawaz sune Zamane ho gaye...;-)
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married 🙂

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