IF U LovE Sum1 DonT KeeP Him IN UR HearT!
Send Mobile short message IF U LovE Sum1 DonT KeeP Him IN UR HearT! from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
More Funny SMS
Examiner:why Are You Under Tension?
Examiner:why are you under tension?Did you forget admit card, ID, or calculator?Studnt:No Sir!By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating ..
Agar Doctor Ney Film Banaya Hota To Kya Nam Rakthay!
Agar doctor ney film banaya hota to kya nam rakthay!Kabhi khosi kabhi jokhm , hum blood day choky sanam, missin malayria, operation kiya to darna kya..,
Kiya Kamal Ka Hunar Hai Aap Ke Paas
Kiya Kamal Ka Hunar Hai Aap Ke Paas Aye Mere Sanam..!School Me Koi Hamary Bag Se Pencil Nahi Nikal Paya AurAap Ne Seenay Se Mera Dil Hi Nikal Liya..!This ..
Pappu: I Don't Think I Deserved Zero On This Test.
Pappu: I don't think I deserved zero on this test.Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
How To Start Your Day With A Positive Outlook:
How to start your day with a positive outlook:1. Open a new file in your PC.2. Name it 'Boss'.3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.4. Empty!
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria.
Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.Pappu: Here it is, Sir.Teacher: Where? You haven't drawn anything.Pappu: Sir, you won't be able to see bacteria without ..
Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,
Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.Husband: ..
Stop Only When We Enter The Examination Hall
Human brain is the most, outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop ..
A Man Inserted An Advertisement In The Classifieds “wife Wanted”.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.The next day, he received 1000 of replies,all reading: “You can have ..
God: I Can't B Evrywhere So I Created Mother.
GOD: I can't b evrywhere so I created MOTHER. DEVIL: I too can't b evrywhere soI created GIRLS. GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change ..
Delhite Girl 1 - Mere Paas Property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, Bank Balace Hai, Bmw Car Hai Tumhare Paas Kaya Hai??
Delhite Girl 1 - Mere paas property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, bank balace hai, BMW Car hai tumhare paas kaya hai?? Delhite Girl 2- Oye Mere ..
Ladaka (romantic Andaaj Mein): Jaan Dekho,
Ladaka (Romantic andaaj mein): jaan dekho,main tumhaaree julphon ke lie kya laaya hoon......? ladaki : so sweet...!!kya lae.....?? .ladaka : joon nikaalane ..
*. .hum Apni Be-basi Kisi Chawal Insan Ko Nhi Btayen Ge Faraz
*. .Hum apni be-basi kisi chawal insan ko nhi btayen ge FARAZ.........ooper likha to hai k nahi btayen ge toh phir KIYA Hai..? :-)
Husband : Kaha Gayab Thi 4 Ghante Se?
Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.H : Kya kya liya?W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies
Girls Use To Trick With Smile
love has a special smile girls use to trick with smile when boys are fallen in there smile they say, they are away a mile
Santa Ne Apne Frnd Ko Lunch Pe Invite Kiya
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai.. friend : fish.. santa:pr meri biwi ko ..
When He Was Five Years Old,
When he was five years old,he wanted to become a lawyer.Now that he is a lawyer,he acts like a five-years old.
Bivi Shopping List Bana Rahi Thi..
Bivi Shopping List Bana Rahi Thi..Bivi: Sab Se Pehly Kiya Likhun ??Shoher: Loan.. ;-p ;-)Hahhaha
Height Of Courage
Height of Courage Senior student during ragging says : In ur marriage i will kiss ur Wife.... Junior : Fine bt i will marry ur sister .... ..
Kon Kehta Hai K Mard Badal Jaty Hen.??
Kon Kehta Hai K Mard Badal Jaty Hen.??Mard Kabhi Nahi Badalty..Unhen Shadi Se Pehly Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai Aur Shadi K Baad Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota ..
SMS CategoriesAdvice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS
- Search By Price
Search By Camera
- 2MP Camera Mobiles
- 3MP Camera Mobiles
- 4MP Camera Mobiles
- 5MP Camera Mobiles
- 6MP Camera Mobiles
- 7MP Camera Mobiles
- 8MP Camera Mobiles
- 9MP Camera Mobiles
- 10MP Camera Mobiles
- 11MP Camera Mobiles
- 12MP Camera Mobiles
- 13MP Camera Mobiles
- 14MP Camera Mobiles
- 15MP Camera Mobiles
- 16MP Camera Mobiles
- 17MP Camera Mobiles
- 18MP Camera Mobiles
- 19MP Camera Mobiles
- 20MP Camera Mobiles
- 21MP Camera Mobiles
- 22MP Camera Mobiles
- 23MP Camera Mobiles
- 24MP Camera Mobiles
- 25MP Camera Mobiles
- 26MP Camera Mobiles
- 27MP Camera Mobiles
- 28MP Camera Mobiles
- 29MP Camera Mobiles
- 30MP Camera Mobiles
- 31MP Camera Mobiles
- 32MP Camera Mobiles
- 33MP Camera Mobiles
- 34MP Camera Mobiles
- 35MP Camera Mobiles
- 36MP Camera Mobiles
- 37MP Camera Mobiles
- 38MP Camera Mobiles
- 39MP Camera Mobiles
- 40MP Camera Mobiles
- 41MP Camera Mobiles
- 42MP Camera Mobiles
- 43MP Camera Mobiles
- 44MP Camera Mobiles
- 45MP Camera Mobiles
- 46MP Camera Mobiles
- 47MP Camera Mobiles
- 48MP Camera Mobiles
- Search By Display Size
- Search By RAM
- Search By Network
- Search By OS
- FM Radio Mobiles
- WiFi Mobiles
- Dual Sim Mobiles
- Triple Sim Mobiles
- Bluetooth Mobiles
- Without Camera Mobiles
- Zong Call SMS & 3G/4G Packages
- Ufone Call SMS & 3G/4G Packages
- Telenor Call SMS & 3G/4G Packages
- Jazz Call SMS & 3G/4G Packages
- Tips & Tricks