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IF U LovE Sum1 DonT KeeP Him IN UR HearT!

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .

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Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars the beautiful sky and the endless horizon…. and suddenly I thought… where the hell is my roof?
Banti: Aadmi bina koshish kuchh nahin ban sakata. Papu: kyon nahin ban sakta? abhi kal ki baat hai ki main bina koshish ke badaBhai ban gaya.
Waldain Se Barh K Is Dunya Main Kuch Nahi Hai..So...Jaldi Se Shadi Kr K Waldain Bn Jao"*Rishta WohiSoch Nayi*"
The time travelling is just too dangerous, Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe - Women!
ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dostmar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey.....................................................................................jarsi landy di payi aaa.
Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai Jiska naam Hai; "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky" Raahgir: To Phir Tum Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.?Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 TarikoMe Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D
Chaman se Ek Bichra Hua Gulab Hun.. . Me Khud Apni Tabahi ka Jawab Hun.. . Yun Nigahen Na Phero Mujhse Tum.. . Nalayko. Me Tumhari Hi Sangat Me Kharab Hun.. :-D
Jo Dekha Unho Ny Tirchhi Nazar Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye.. . Jab Pata Chala K Nazar Permanent Aisi Hai To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.. :-( :-D
In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!
Interviewr : what is difference between landline and cellfon,.............Killing answer by Pappu,.................Pappu : landline me number ungliyon se dail krna parta hy aur cellfone pe anguthe se
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven?..Everybody lift their hands except one small boy..Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go..He says: Mom said come directly home after school
Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me. Just imagine how lucky I am! Great words Said by, —DUST BIN—
Laughing is the best the medicine.But,if you are laughing without a reason,you need medicine.
Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain. Aap 1000 me se ek hain. Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain. Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.
Kal me ny 2 Logon ko BeWaqoof Banaya,Pucho Kese??,?,?,?,?,Bilkul Aisay Hi..;pAb 3 Ho Gaye,Hahaha..:-)
Ek Kaali Billi Building k20th Floor se Neechy Gir Rahi Hai,,Neechy Khari Sufaid Billi Usay Dekh Ker Kiya Kahy Gi ????????Answer IsMeauww Meeauwww :-)Hahaha
There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll3. His Wife - Panadol

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