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Lalit Modi Was Surrounded By Preity Shilpa Katrina Etc

Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc
But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials
The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect

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Shiekh mehman se;Thanda peo ge ya garmMehman;Dono...Shiekh;Begum pani da ik glass freizer viechu te ik glass gezer viechu le ahahahaha
Duniya vaale poochhate hain :adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie kya karana chaahie ?..hamaara javaab hai: Dobaara so jaana chaahie...
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? bcoz it means... E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,.Janab..!.Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,Gham Bhi Door,Garmi Bhi Door..!
Pathan: Yara Ye "Nothing" Ka Kiya Matlab Hota Hai.??Sardar: "Kuch Bhi Nahi" Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Tum Hum Ko Bewakoof Samajhta Hai? Jab Word Bana Hai To Uska Kuch Na Kuch Matlab To Hoga.. :-D
Boy 2 girl:I luv u Girl:i m engaged vd someone nd i hv a boyfrnd too!Boy:(after thinkng a lot).....DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON Toooo:-
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me !
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”
Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the & . . . Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha hai
Plz Ignore Mt Krna 1 Bcha Jo Bhut Chota Hai Q K Bache Chote Hote Hai. Us Bechare Ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nhi Ati Hm Log Rozana Kitne Fuzul Msgs Karte Hen Plz 1 Ye Msg B Sub Ko Forward Kro Taki. Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sake..
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,,Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar..Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,, Jany Kab Maang Lo Hum Se Udhar.. :-D
Bachay ny Apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Me Kab Itna Bara Ho Jaun GaK Me Tum se Puchy Bina Kahin Bhi Aa ja Sakun Ga?"Qurban Jaun Us Azeem Maa k,Jis Ny Bara Piyara Jawab Diya K:,"Beta,Itna Bara To Abhi TakTera Baap bhi Nahi Hua"...;-p
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Asahisnuta (intolerance) badh raha hai, Delhi par ISIS ka dron hamla karne wala hi tha ki....maine Private news channel badal kar DDnews laga liya.....Thank GOD..abb sab thik hai
Pathan With Wife Went 2 London, in the hotel room, Pathan heard his Wife scream 'Chooha' . Pathan Ny Room Service Ko Phone Kiya, Aur Tooti Phooti English Me Kaha: Hello Room Service? Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you? Pathan: You know Tom & Jerry? Room Service: Yes Sir, I know. Pathan: Wallah Yara, JERRY is here, in our Room.. :-D
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.??Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D

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