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Tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan, tune mera dil toda kiya mera apmaan wah wah kya is baar duniya ko bacha payega shaktimaan..?
Grl: Call me sweetoBoy: sweetoGrl: call me babyBoy: baby.Grl:O Pagal phone kr menuBoy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p
5 benefits of kissing: *changes taste *lips never get dry *burns calories *makes face muscles strong *relieves stress So,
Message pe message bhejti ho, Bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, Bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, Khud ka bheja to chalta nahi, Dusre ka bheja hua hi bhejti ho.
Laugh a having is someone that realize u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Love - the questMarriage - the conquestDivorce - the inquest!
(".") <( (> _! !_ " I am Bodyguard. Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye, Jarurat ho to Phone kare. Mujh pe ek ehsan karna k mujh pe Koi miss call na krna.
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? “Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! ”
Thought of the day: “if u help a grl when she is in problem, she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
Teri adao pe mein vari vari,Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaffThe number you are trying is currently switch off..।
Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen.Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D
Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,Masoom Sa Chehra,Mithi Si Aawaz,Piyara Sa Ikhlaaq,Khush Mizaj Andaz,Ye To Hui Meri Baat,,AurSunaoKese Ho Aap..;-p
Scroll down if u love me, . . I just knew it. Bloody Lesbian!! Love you too.
Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen To Akele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi Horror Movie Dekh Len.. Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko Tanhaai Mehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy Ga Jese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D
Ek Shadi me band wale ne apne master se poocha, band kab tak bajana hai????Band Master- AAth-Das pag tak baja lo, baad me to ye sab janretor ki awaj par bhi nach lenge........
Dunya me unhi logon ka sar ooncha ha,Jinky paas whatsapp nhi hai.
If u drink alchol, u will be dance… If u drink methanol, others will dance…

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