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Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Twinkle Twinkle little star eye brow pencil,cold cream jar, powder, lip stick perfume too, make the beauty out of you…
Can I have a pictures of yours? . . . . . . . . . . . Actually, The thing is that I have started a new hobby. Collecting photography of "Natural Disaster" ;->
This message is strictly for smart and cute readers, Since u have received it, . . . It is Obviously a Technical Error... Sender Deeply Apologizes....
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so now u go and change ur underwear…
Jab bhi tujhe dekhta hu bas 2 hi lines yaad aati hain Bhoot pishaach nikat nahi aaye, Mahaveer jab naam sunaye.
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly... I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
One of the Intelligent Monkey Missing In Zoo. Its Name Is… Is… Is… Is… Is… Is… Is… Is! Don’t Worry It Is Not you, Because It Is Intelligent.
In 3 ways u can break d mirror
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.
Abey O ande ke chhilke! Aam ki gutthli ! Sare hue bengan! Ublay hue aaloo! Murghi ke chooze! Africa ke bandar! Kabhi bhi kisi ko aisa na bolna bura lagta hai yaar!
Please turn your mobile phone up side down now hurry!!!! 370HSSV0773H
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.
Height Of Insult... YOU swipe the ATM Card and ATM Machine shows this message . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "AAGE CHALO BABA"
You are so beautiful, gorgeous, honest and faithful… It is a pity that I dont like animals!!!
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

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