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Monkey Is Missing In Zoo

One of the intellignt monkey is missing in zoo.!
Its name is..is..is..is..is..is..is..is!
Don't worry it is not u, bcoz it is intelligent.

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Close ur eyes n think about yourself, Ur face Ur style Ur nature Ur smile Ur looks Now open your eyes. Free mein HORROR film
Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are,
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly... I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
Five friends lived in a room,named MAD BRAIN FOOL SOMEBODY NOBODY One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY at that time BRAIN was in the bathroom MAD  called police M – Is it police station? P – Yes, what is the matter? M – SOMEBODY killed NOBODY P – Are you MAD? M – Yes I’m MAD P – Don’t you have a BRAIN?? M – BRAIN was in bathroom P – You FOOL M – NO sir FOOL is reading this message…!!
If I need a brain transplantation I will prefer your brain. Don’t think you are a genious. I just wanted a brain which is never been used before!
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Plz Dont Neglect This Msg A Poor Boy Suffering Frm Mental Disorder Needs Shock Treatment Plz Send Ur Photo So That He Gets The PROPER SHOCK
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka… Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkeys language. Come to Collect ur banana.
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !! Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->
Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses.
I want to kiss ur lips, I want to play with ur teeth, I want to taste ur tongue Hey! don’t get angry friend I m toothpaste…
Ye badal, ye bijli sirf aap k liye, Ye hawa ye mausam sirf ap k liye, 8 mahine nahaye nahi, Ab 4 mahine ki ye baarish... Sirf aap k liye!
You are so beautiful, gorgeous, honest and faithful… It is a pity that I dont like animals!!!

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