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How Newton Invented His Law

A cow was walking Newton stopped it.
It stopped. He found his 1st law
"An object continues to move unless it's stopped"

He gave a force by kicking d cow, it gave a sound 'MA'
He formulated d 2nd law
"F = MA"

After sometimes d cow gave a kick to newton
Then he formulated d 3rd law
"Every action has an equal & opposite reaction"

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