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Stages Of Life..

3 stupid stages of life :
Teenage: hav time & energy but no money
working age: hav money & energy but no time
oldage: hav time n money but no energy!

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TOP INSULT.Wife apni saas se:Aap k betey main hazaron khamiyaan hain..Saas:Haan betaisi wajah se to usay achi Larki nahi mili 🙂 😀
Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,, Ab Her Kisi Ki Choice Achi Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi.. :-D
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
Pakistan Dunya Ka Wo Wahid Mulk Hai.............Jahan Mein Rehti hoon....:)
Sorry for disturbing you at this time...if you are free now...if you in good mood now....if you have no work...then please delete this message.
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world. . . . . . . .
Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy.. Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..
rich son to father:Dad garmi lag rahi ha.dad.bata Ac lagwa data ho.middle man son to father.abu garmi lag rahi ha.abu. ja bata Tend karwa ker a...
I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !
Mom: I Love U.. Son: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. , But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy.. News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha: "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?" Chooha Bola: Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai, Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aiseH.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl , he took the girl along with him on a boat and at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”
Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member.Banta: How do you know that? Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
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