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31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
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Baki Ki Load Shedding nai pakistan mai hogi. :-D

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I saved Rs.40000 on Flipkart............As all items which I wanted to buy were out of stock!
Teri zindagi me koi gham na hoteri khushi kbhi kam na hodua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha,jis ka wazan80 kilo se kam na ho(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)
filmon se ladkon ko kya sikhna chahiye ?? Jannat Murder Gangster Awarapan Fanna Titanic . Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar mein pada utni hi buri mout mara..
Dedicated to all married couples:Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;Warna Lag Gayi!
Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.?? Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D
Dear "L0L" & "Hmmm" Thank You For Always Being There, When I Have Nothing Else To Say.. ? But Why U Both Duffers Don't Work In Exams..? :-D
Exam k Liye Koi Book Na Parhi Mene FARAZ, . . . Dua Kero "FACEBOOK" se hi Koi Sawaal Aajaye. ;-) :-D
Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Me Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hen...Aap Try To Karen..:-)Hahaha...;-p
The only crush left in life, after getting married is............'Candy Crush'
Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE? Yes ! . . . . . . . . Conditions Apply: U must be a BILLIONARE !
Agar dosto ke ghar jaoUsko bulane to sab sepahle uska baap nikalkaresa ghurta hai manohum Talibaan se talukrakhte hai
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D
JADEED AQWAL ZAREEN kisi ka ghar jana se pehlay bijli k timing maloom kar lain.waqt ki pabandi wAPDA SE SEKHAIN.Acha guest wo ha jo hand fan sath laye.friendship se pehlay maloom ker lain us ka ghar genrator ya UPS ha.acha dost wo jo amergency light gift kray,
Sardar is buying a TV, Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please…
Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai. Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. :-D
Heart receives - love;Mind receives - wisdom;Hands receive - giftsAnd only special people receive my Messages!
Pappu: Yaar Ye Buzurg Log Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hen, Choti Choti Baton Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hen.Pinky: Kya Hua?Pappu: Tune Suna Nahi,"Mungphali Me Dana NahiHum Tumhare Nana Nahi.. ;-)
Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..Road Cross Karne K BaadMurgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..7 Kese..??Socho,..Aur Socho,.Read Msg Again,Nahi Mila..? .Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D

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