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Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..?

Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..?

"Shak To Tha K Mohabbat Me Khasary Hongy,,

Yaqeen Na Tha K Saray Hi Hamary Hongy.."

Pappu:
Sir, Is Shair Me Shayer Apni
Mehbuba Ko Easy Load Kerwa Ker Thak Chuka Hai..!

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