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80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On

80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And..

The Books You Did't Read.. :-(

How Sad.. :-)

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India creates new nation of selfistan: Nawaz Sharif claims it an integral part of Pakistan
Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…Girl: kia..fir.. 😒Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..Girl: achha fir 😰😰Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!Girl: pankha
Shadi me aik sardar boht dair se khana ka raha tha kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gy, sardar.. Me tu khud tang hon par kiya kron card pe likha tha "KHANA 12 SE 2 TAK"
Sir: What is a 'line'? . . . . . . . . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)
Tappu khet mein pet khaali kar raha tha,usane do baar hava chhoni Gasing Ki.....Purr... Purr....ek suar aur usaka beta ye sab dekh rahe the .Beta -"maan, mujhe bhookh lagi hai..." Suar - ruk ja beta, 1 siti aur lagane de...
Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.
Agar Apse Koi Kahe K Aap"GOODLOOKING"Ho"SMART"HoOr"GENIOUS"HoTo Rakh K Thapper Daina Us Ko....?Or Kehna.....!AUGUST K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI...;-p
Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai? Boy: 3 , present, past, future Sir: gud Exampl do Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga k le jaunga.
Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho, Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho, Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho.. Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena, K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D
On Facebook Timeline Boy 1: Workin' out... At Gym.. Boy 2: Cool Dude... . On Gmail Chat/Whatsapp Boy 2: Kaha hai bhai.. Boy 1: Bhai LPG gas khatam, Line me laga hu
Boy ne hospital me 1 nurse se kaha I LOVE U tumne mera dil chura liya hai Nurse: sharma kar chal jhote dil ko to hath he nai lagaya humne to kidney churai hai.
Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena. Shopkeeper: A4? Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar! Dimag kyo chaat raha hai
ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq thaapna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha
Promise me we are true friendsI am lamp you are lightI am Coke you are SpriteI am Sawan you are badalI am Normal you are PagalI am Water you are TankiI am Tarzan you are Monkey
Like energy Love can't neither be created nor destroyed.... It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Maine ek chote bache se pocha Kon se school mein jaate ho? Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!
tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata haipar beech main tere baap ka virus aa jata hai
To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time”, and tackle “Emergencies”!!

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