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Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?

Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me ..

Cricket Is Getting Excited Day By Day With The Introduction Of IPL And T20.

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20. Same rules should be applied in exams! Exams timing: Should ..

Khud Par Sabse Jyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ?

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ? . . . . . Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ..

" Success Is Not Climbing Up The

" Success is not climbing up the ladder bt its lyk climbing on a pyramid Bcoz as u go higher, lesser is the space & better ..

A Student Grabbed A Coin,

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands ..

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K 1 Mahina Or ..

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well ! But A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says: "Abey Kitna Likhega? ..

Hum Jeete Ik Bar Hain

hum jeete ik bar hain marte ik bar hain pyar v ik bar karte hain shaadi v ik bar karte hain ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q? jago student ..

1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H,

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h, WRITER- 6 months DOCTOR- 2 months LAWYER- 1 month Engg. student-ye batao exam kab ..

AEROPLANE:

AEROPLANE: Wright brothrs CYCLE: Macmillan TELEPHONE: Graham Bell TELESCOPE: Galileo EXAMS:?? ..

I Wäs Shockd Ystrday,in My Room All My Books Wr Singing A Song.

I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song. . Guess which song? . guess! . . O Zra zra ..

Agr Question Papr Tuff Lge

Agr question papr tuff lge ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

Jab Paper Ho Out Of Cntrol. Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold. Answer Sheet Ko Karke Ke Fold, Aeroplane Banake Bol

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! ..

Jor Ka Jhatka Hye.. Joro Se Laga,

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga, Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja.. Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi, EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!! Copy ..

Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai,

Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai,Jane Zalim Ne Kis Baat Ka Bura Mana Hai,Mein Jo Ziddi Hoon Tu Wo Bhi Hai Ana Ka Qaidi,Mere Kehne Per Kahan Us Ne Chale ..

2 Friends Exam K Baad

2 Friends Exam k baad1st:Ye paper konsa tha? 2nd:Maths ka1st:Matlab tu paper ke k aya hai.2nd:Nai yar sath wali larki pas Calculator dekha tha.

Difficult Or Boring Papers Sy Students Tang Aa Gay Hain

Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hainAkhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm Ab humain aisy papers chahienTotal marks50Choose the bestMCQ’s,1Tery ..

Q:Wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The,aj Bhi Kehte Hain Or Qayamat Tak Kahengay ?

Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ? A:"buss kal se parhai start karunga'':-D

Difficult Or Boring Papers Sy Students Tang Aa Gay Hain.

Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain..Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm ?Ab humain aisy papers chahien..Total marks.50Choose the bestMCQ’s,1.Tery ..

"Brain Is The Most Outstanding Organ It Works For 24 Hours 365 Days Right From The Time Of Birth But Stops Only When We Enter Th Exam Hall...

"Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...Dhoke-Baaz:-D

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?Because It Means....E-End OfT-ThinkingC-CapacityBut Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->

WHY STUDENT FAIL

WHY STUDENT FAILSundays-52 in a year,Days left 313Summer holidays 50,Days left 2638 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 1411 hr daily playing means ..

Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??

Want To Be 1st In Your Class..?? Here Are Some TIPS : > Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am.... :O > Drink Tea Or Coffe....:O > Go To Your Class At 6 Am.... ..

Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay Hain

Ye Exams K Rishtay B Ajeeb Hotay HainSab Apnay Apnay Naseeb Hote HainRehtay Hain Jo Nigaho Say DoorSala Wohi Question Compulsory Hote Hain

Boys Try Their Best To Pass The Exams.

Boys try their best to pass the exams.But most of the time their efforts ruinedBecause of girls.Girls work hard to spoil the boysSo they can not pass even ..

What Is The Height Of Honesty?

What Is The Height Of Honesty?Sitting In Examination HallOpening The ChitMemorizing The AnswerAnd Writing It Without Seeing…

Pre-Engineering Wale Marty Nahi,

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,zinda dafnay jate hain..her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain..koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k..Qabar mein bhi ..

According To Newton’s 4th Law For Exams-

According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law (Exam Law): "Performance Of Boys In The Exam Decreases When The Number Of Girls In The Exam Hall Increases."

Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.

Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.1.GUNGA2.ANDHA3.BEHRAINTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.

Exam K Liye Har Book Parh Li Maine

Exam k liye har book parh li maineFaraz......Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye

Mountain Dew Peene Se Ur Jata Hai Fear,

Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,Waah ! Waah !Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,Exams is near and our basic concepts r not clear…!

Exams Ka Saya Hai,

Exams ka saya hai,Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya haiDuniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.Still, all the ..

Anatomy Of Exams

Anatomy of ExamsExams-KalyugExminer-BhootQuestion Papr-PaheliAns Paper-Kora KagazMarks-AsambhavCheating-AksarResult-SadmaAll the Best!

It Takes

It takes3 months for a Writer2 months for a Doctor1 month for a Lawyer andOnly 1 night before exam for a StudentTo read a 1000 pages bookAll the best!

Two Reasons To Give

Two Reasons To GiveExam …1. You Can Spend 3 HoursIn Self Meditation. . .2. You Can See Your TeachersBeing Bored … Who UsuallyBore You … =P =D