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Laalu Yaadav 1 Form Bhar Rahe The, Jo English Mein Tha!

Laalu Yaadav 1 Form bhar rahe the, jo English mein tha! General(saamaany) cheejen to bhar liya, par One Column par atak gae! Likha tha- Your Zodiac ..

Today's Jokes On Social Sites:

Today's Jokes on social sites: Women all over the world 3.15 billion Women over Facebook 5.67 billion!

Kuchh Ladke Apane Shaadi/Wedding Mein Aisi CARTOON TYPE Sheravaani Pahan Lete Hain

kuchh ladke apane shaadi/Wedding mein aisi CARTOON TYPE sheravaani pahan lete hain ki Dulha kam aur Ajanta Circus ke jaadugar zyaada lagate hain....wedding ..

Wife: Suno Jee, Aapane Kaam Vaali Bai Ko "I LOVE YOU" Bol Diya Kya?

Wife: suno jee, aapane kaam vaali bai ko "I LOVE YOU" bol diya kya? Husband: nahin to, kyon kya hua? Wife: kal tak mujhe bhaabhi bulaati thi, aaj didi ..

Vaise To Main Bahut Bada Khataron Ka Khilaadi Hoon,

Vaise to main bahut bada khataron ka khilaadi hoon, par December mein paani jaise khatare se main bhi nahin khel sakata.

Madam: Porus Kaun Tha?

Madam: Porus kaun tha? Santa: pata nahi sir. Madam: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa Santa: Aap battayiye. Rohan kaun hai? ..

Pappu- Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.

Pappu- Doctor ke paas gaya. Doctor: kaun sa Blood Group hai aapka? Pappu- Aazaad Parinde, hum jadataar Time Facebook-Whatsapp par rahte. Doctor: ..

Banta: Bro, I Just Left My Job, I Could Not Work For That Boss After What He Said To Me.

Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that Boss after what he said to me. Santa: What happened, what did he say? Banta: You Lazy ..

Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.

Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal ..

Police 2 Santa: Sab Kuch Bata Warna Chaddi Utar Ke Peetunga.

Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. ..... Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge.

Teacher: Listen Student Exams R Coming Soon So If U Have Any Doubt Or Question U Can Ask Me..!

Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..! Santa: In which printing press d question paper is ..

Banta: What Exactly Is First Aid?

Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!

Jagajeet Sinh Ga Rahe The:

jagajeet sinh ga rahe the: ye daulat bhee le lo, ye shauharat bhile lo... santa utha: main to bahut pareshaan hoon, meri to aurat bhee le ..

Rajanikaant Aur Santa Ek Competition Mein..

Rajanikaant aur santa ek competition mein.. pahala savaal: 8 ka aadha kya hota hai? Rajanikaant: 4 santa: Depend karata hai. agar horizontally ..

Banta: Yaar Ye Raamadev Baaba Waala Aata Noodles Kharida Hai,

Banta: yaar ye raamadev baaba waala aata noodles kharida hai, inako khaana kaise hai ? Santa: ek naak band karake doosari naak se andar khinchana ..

Doctor Santa Jokes-

Doctor Santa Jokes- Doctor: GOOD Health ke lie rojaana Exercise kiya karo santa: jee main rojaana Cricket aur Football khelata hoon! Doctor- Very ..

Santa Aur Banta 10 Mein 10 Baar Fail Ho Gae

Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir ..

Bank Manager- Ye Kaya Azeeb Signature Hai?

Bank Manager- ye kaya azeeb signature hai? “@/e” Santa - ye signature meri Dadi ka hai Bank Manager- Unka kaya naam hai? Santa-Jlabi ..

Pappu Apane Paapa Ki Wedding Ki Video Dekhate Hue Bola:

Pappu apane paapa ki wedding ki video dekhate hue bola: "mujhe bhi aapki shaadi ki tarah apani shaadi mein items girls nachwaani hain." ..

Santa: Maine Apne Bete KaNaam America Rakha Hai.

Santa: Maine Apne Bete KaNaam America Rakha Hai. Banta: Wo Kyun yaar? Santa: Main Duniya KoBatana Chahta Hun Ke Main America Ka Baap Hun...!

SANTA At Microsoft For An Interview..

SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview.. Interviewer : Which are the four Version of Java .? Santa : (1)Mar-Java, (2)Mit-Java, (3)Lut-Java, ..

Santa : Our New Neighbour Is An

Santa : Our New Neighbour Is An "Aam Aadmi Party" Member Banta : How Do U Know That..? . Santa : Today Morning When I Waved My ..

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.........santa ..

Santa: Apni GF Ko Sms Bhej Rahe The,

Santa: apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the, Banta: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju? Santa: nahi Banta: kyu? Santa: usne handwriting pehchan ..

Santa- Doctor 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Tha..

santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha.. banta- to ab kya hua? santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ..

Banta- Tm Ladki Dekh Aye?

banta- tm ladki dekh aye? santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai. banta- jara english mai kaho? santa- English me bole to blackberry..

Santa Ne Banta Ke Kan Me Aisa Kya Kaha Jo Sunke Banta Mar Gaya.

Santa ne Banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya....... Dhishkiyaon. ° ¬

Santa: Is Trying To Commit Suicide On The Railway Tracks And He Takes Along Some Wine And Chicken With Him.

Santa: is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon ..

Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod Ke

Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod KeChali Gayi.. Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi RakhtaHoga.?..Santa: Arre Yaar,Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!

Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua?

Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua? Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah SePolice: Wo Kaise? Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"Maine Daba ..

Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?

Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?.Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country,To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!

Santa Ne Achanak Aankhe Kholte Hue Kaha, Doctor Sahib,kya Mera Operation Kamyab Raha?

Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?. Sabar se kam lo beta, Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun.

Very Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes 2019-

Very funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes 2019- Girlfriend- Mat karo kisi baat ke liye ettna jor nahi to boyfriend bana lungi koi aur dungi tumko chor... ..

New Boss-employee Jokes-

New Boss-employee jokes- Employee-Hello Boss mughe terrorist ne pakad liya hai dono hath kaat diye, 1 aakh phor de, kidney nikal liyaBoss-dekh le ho ..

Santa Interview Dene Gaya...

Santa Interview dene gaya...Boss-tum kitne bhai-bahan ho? Santa-5Boss-unme se tumhara no kon sa haiSanta- Airtel

Jailor: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phasi Di Jayegi.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!