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Laalu Yaadav 1 Form bhar rahe the, jo English mein tha! General(saamaany) cheejen to bhar liya, par One Column par atak gae! Likha tha- Your Zodiac sign! Laalu ne bagal mein Nitish kumar ke Form par chori se jhaank kar dekha. Nitesh ne likha tha Scorpio, So Laalu ne apane mein likha-Innova! Idhar aur Majedaar.. Maayaavati bhi vahi Form bhar rahi thi! use bhi "Zodiac sign" ka arth (meaning) nahin maaloom tha, so bagal mein Soniya ke Form mein jhaank kar dekha ...! Soniya ne us kaalam mein bhara 'Cancer' Maayaavati kuchh der sochati rahi phir usane kaalam mein likha ....halki khaasi! Laalu Yaada Maayaavati Soniya breaking news political jokes
Today's Jokes on social sites: Women all over the world 3.15 billion Women over Facebook 5.67 billion!
kuchh ladke apane shaadi/Wedding mein aisi CARTOON TYPE sheravaani pahan lete hain ki Dulha kam aur Ajanta Circus ke jaadugar zyaada lagate hain....wedding shaadi jokes
Wife: suno jee, aapane kaam vaali bai ko "I LOVE YOU" bol diya kya? Husband: nahin to, kyon kya hua? Wife: kal tak mujhe bhaabhi bulaati thi, aaj didi bula rahi hai.
Vaise to main bahut bada khataron ka khilaadi hoon, par December mein paani jaise khatare se main bhi nahin khel sakata.
Madam: Porus kaun tha? Santa: pata nahi sir. Madam: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa Santa: Aap battayiye. Rohan kaun hai? Madam: pata nahi. Santa: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
Pappu- Doctor ke paas gaya. Doctor: kaun sa Blood Group hai aapka? Pappu- Aazaad Parinde, hum jadataar Time Facebook-Whatsapp par rahte. Doctor: are blood group poochh raha hoon Facebook-Whatsapp ki aulaad......Facebook Whatsapp papu jokes 2018
Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that Boss after what he said to me. Santa: What happened, what did he say? Banta: You Lazy duffer man....You are fired!
Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......santa banta jokes 2017
Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.  ..... Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge.
Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..! Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ?
Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!
jagajeet sinh ga rahe the: ye daulat bhee le lo, ye shauharat bhile lo... santa utha: main to bahut pareshaan hoon, meri to aurat bhee le lo.
Rajanikaant aur santa ek competition mein.. pahala savaal: 8 ka aadha kya hota hai? Rajanikaant: 4 santa: Depend karata hai. agar horizontally aadha karo to 0 aur vairtichally karo to 3 Rajanikaant haar gaya bada aaya Rajanikaant !!very funny competition jokes of santa Rajanikaant
Banta: yaar ye raamadev baaba waala aata noodles kharida hai, inako khaana kaise hai ? Santa: ek naak band karake doosari naak se andar khinchana hain...baba ramdev jokes sms
Doctor Santa Jokes- Doctor: GOOD Health ke lie rojaana Exercise kiya karo santa: jee main rojaana Cricket aur Football khelata hoon! Doctor- Very Good... Doctor: kitni der khelate ho? Santa: jab tak Mobile ki Battery khatm nahin ho jaati!!
Santa aur Banta 10 mein 10 baar fail ho gae Santa: chal yaar khudkhushi kar lete hain Banta: saale, paagal ho gaya hai?? agale janam mein phir narsari se shuru karana padega!!!
Bank Manager- ye kaya azeeb signature hai? “@/e” Santa - ye signature meri Dadi ka hai Bank Manager- Unka kaya naam hai? Santa-Jlabi baai...“@/e”
Pappu apane paapa ki wedding ki video dekhate hue bola: "mujhe bhi aapki shaadi ki tarah apani shaadi mein items girls nachwaani hain." Santa: haraamakhor, yah teri Bua aur Mausiyaan hain..........jabardast jokes
Santa: Maine Apne Bete KaNaam America Rakha Hai. Banta: Wo Kyun yaar? Santa: Main Duniya KoBatana Chahta Hun Ke Main America Ka Baap Hun...!
SANTA at Microsoft for an Interview.. Interviewer : Which are the four Version of Java .? Santa : (1)Mar-Java, (2)Mit-Java, (3)Lut-Java, (4)Me Sadke-Java.. Interviewer : Aata tum Ghar-Java......santa banta computer jokes
Santa : Our New Neighbour Is An "Aam Aadmi Party" Member Banta : How Do U Know That..? . Santa : Today Morning When I Waved My Hand To Her, She Showed Me The "Broom"..!
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.........santa banta short jokes
Santa: apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the, Banta: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju? Santa: nahi Banta: kyu? Santa: usne handwriting pehchan li to..? ...santa banta short jokes
santa- doctor 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar tha.. banta- to ab kya hua? santa- yaha se gujar raha tha to socha puch lu apne nahane ko mana kiya tha ab naha lu?
banta- tm ladki dekh aye? santa- haan raang mai kali hai, kaan se kaam sunti hai. banta- jara english mai kaho? santa- English me bole to blackberry..
Santa ne Banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya....... Dhishkiyaon. ° ¬
Santa: is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho? Santa: replies "Saali train late aati hai to socha kahi bhook se na mar jau..
Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod KeChali Gayi.. Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi RakhtaHoga.?..Santa: Arre Yaar,Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!
Police To Santa: Jail Me Kaise Aana Hua? Sir: Media Wali Ladki Ki Wajah SePolice: Wo Kaise? Uski T-shirt Pe Likha Tha "Press"Maine Daba Diya!!
Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?.Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country,To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!
Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?. Sabar se kam lo beta, Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun.
Very funny girlfriend boyfriend jokes 2019- Girlfriend- Mat karo kisi baat ke liye ettna jor nahi to boyfriend bana lungi koi aur dungi tumko chor... Boyfriend- Sweety mene tere credit card par le liya 25,00000 loan Tu maat jana mughe chhorkar tere siva mera hai koon Boyfriend rocked Girlfriend shocked...
New Boss-employee jokes- Employee-Hello Boss mughe terrorist ne pakad liya hai dono hath kaat diye, 1 aakh phor de, kidney nikal liyaBoss-dekh le ho sake to aa ja yaar aaj Audit hai....
Santa Interview dene gaya...Boss-tum kitne bhai-bahan ho? Santa-5Boss-unme se tumhara no kon sa haiSanta- Airtel
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
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