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Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray Kerwaya.

Ek Sheikh Ny Apna X-Ray Kerwaya.

Doctor:
Aap K X-Ray Me Aap Ki Haddi Tuti Hui Hai.

Sheikh:
Chalo Shuker Hai k
X-Ray Me hi Tuti Hai,
Agar Asal Me Tuti Hoti To Kafi Kharcha Hota..;-p ;-)

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