Insult Messages - SMS & WhatsApp Insult Messages
Send Beautiful Insult messages to your friends & loved ones. These Insult messages contain your feelings, emotions & sentiments. Browse through the huge collection of Insult messages from our website, copy the text and paste in the WhatsApp or Send directly via SMS. You can also use these messages as your Facebook status, Twitter Tweet or instagram message.
Aqal Kya Hoti Hai
Maine pocha AQAL kya hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai, Sagar ne kaha: Bohut gehri hoti hai, Aur aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kya hoti hai?
Fursat Mein Banaya Hoga
Log kehte hain ke khuda ne aap ko badi fursat mein banaya hoga? Jaante hain kyon.... Simple si baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain?
Dil Ne Dil Se
Dil ne dil se kuchh kehna chhor dia, Aankhon ne aankhon se milna chhor dia, Aur Lux Rs.25 ka kya hua mere dost, Aapne to muh dhona hi chhor dia.
Most People Have 5 Senses
Most people have 5 senses. But u r blessed with 6 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Kaghaz Pe Likha Tera Naam
Kore kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer banai aur likha ye paigham hai, Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi Dhoondhne wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai.
Do U Remember The Day
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting, TWINS TWINS.
Bura Maan Gaye
Roses r lal, skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura maan liya? O.K. O.K. Roses r red, skies r blue,I born smart, what d hell hapened to u. Thoda ..
If I Was As Ugly As You
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
Bhoot Ki Beti
Bhoot ki beti apni maa se boli, maa main kitni darawani hu! Maa boli beti zyada ghamand achcha nahi Abhi tune msg padhne wale ko nahi dekha... =p ;->
I Love The Most
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly... I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
Sms Me Immediately
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried abt u coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me ..
Flowers And Butterfly
Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars + Moon = A romantic night. Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather. U + Ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Use Of Thumb
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this ..
Is Dil Ka Kaha Mano
Is dil ka kaha mano ek kaam kar do, Ek benaam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Mere upar faqat itna sa ehsaan kar do, Aaj naha kar pure mohalle ko hairaan ..
No visits... No calls... No sms... No letters... No missed calls... Im worried. Kya hua zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
Pyar Na Rahe To
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, Bandar ki tarah uchhal-kood kaun karega.
Dil Mein Ik Shor
Dil mein ik shor ho raha hai, Bina sms dil bor ho raha hai, Kahin aisa to nahi ki tu, Kutte ki neend so raha hai?
Bura Lagta Hai Yaar
Abey O ande ke chhilke! Aam ki gutthli ! Sare hue bengan! Ublay hue aaloo! Murghi ke chooze! Africa ke bandar! Kabhi bhi kisi ko aisa na bolna bura lagta ..
Sirf Aap Ke Liye
Ye badal, ye bijli sirf aap k liye, Ye hawa ye mausam sirf ap k liye, 8 mahine nahaye nahi, Ab 4 mahine ki ye baarish... Sirf aap k liye!
In Summer's Rain
In summer's rain U must b feeling 4 going out Dance around Sing songs Meet wit friends Jump around Koi baat nahi. . . Every frog feels the same
Monkey Is Missing In Zoo
One of the intellignt monkey is missing in zoo.! Its name is..is..is..is..is..is..is..is! Don't worry it is not u, bcoz it is intelligent.
Two Devils In My Dreams
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, "We want 2 disturb some person." I suggest them your name. They said, "We cannot disturb our ..
If A Gorilla Catches U
If a gorilla catches u, what will u do? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I know u both will start playing... Its natural when close friends meet!!
Why I Like U?
Sometimes my mind asks me.. Why I like U? Why I wnt 2 c U? Why I Rem'ber U? Why U make me laugh? THEN my HEART answers.... Its simply coz I ..
Dekha Tujhe To
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Someday u may lose ur hair.. u may lose ur teeth, ur money & even ur mind. But there is 1 thing u will never lose... n that is ur Good Looks! coz... u ..
For Smart And Cute Readers
This message is strictly for smart and cute readers, Since u have received it, . . . It is Obviously a Technical Error... Sender Deeply Apologizes....
You Are Miles Away
U r miles away from me. still im watching ur every movements by 3 different channels.... 1) Discovery 2) National Geographic 3) Animal Planet
Plz Call Me, Its Urgent
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega
Most Cute Persons
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.
Ha HaHa HaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHa Nothing, I suddenly remembered ur face..? Oh my god..? Wat a funny creation.
Jab Apko Uparwale Ne
Jab apko uparwale ne banaya hoga, Tab usko bhi bahut mazaa aya hoga. Hasi di bachon wali, Surat di bholi bhali, Mizaaz diya cool, Aur dimaag gaya bhool..!!
Taste Dis Sms
Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & Without ugliness there can be no beauty.. So the world needs YOU after all!
Where Are You
No visits... No calls.. No sms's... No letters... No missed calls.. I'm worried... Kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Are You Always This Stupid
Listen, are you always this stupid or... Are you just making a special effort today?