Flirt Messages - SMS & WhatsApp Flirt Messages

Dost

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

Lekar Dil Wapas

Lekar dil wapas kiya nahi jata Yun nazuk dil ko jakhm diya nahi jata, Sach much ye duniya badi zalim hai, SMS hain saste fir bhi logon se kiya nahi jata.

Not Rich Like Rohit

Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I don't even have a bid car like Rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit.

What Part Of The Man

What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love? It's..................................HEART

Dil Se Dil

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho, Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho, SMS to kya call bhi karoonga, Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho.

Tum Aise Kyun Ho

Tum itne sweet q ho? Tum itne innocent q ho? Tum itne intelligent q ho? Tum itne lucky q ho? Simple Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na!

Really Smart One

I may not always love the one who loves me... But I surely do respect their choice

No Matter

No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU.... They're none of YOUR BUSINESS.

Just Close Ur Eyes

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds ... Open ur eyes! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool.

Sweet

Sweet candies are nice to eat ... Sweet words are easy to say ... but, sweet people are hard to find ... OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Breaking News

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one iss caught reading this txt message.

U Will Be A ROSE

U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS & U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS.

True Love Is Like A Pillow

True love is like a pillow, U can hug when you are in trouble, You can cry when you are in pain & U can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true ..

Feeling Bored

Feeling bored? think of me! feeling sad? call me! feeling lonely? meet me! feeling hot? oh no no! drink coca cola & enjoy!!

The More U Learn The More U Know

The more u learn the more u know, the more u know the more u forget. the more u forget the less u know . so ...why to learn

I Send Dis Fish

><(((:> I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that fish wont DIE:-)

When I Open My Eyes

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer!!!

This Cat Is Cat

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!

Those Three Words

I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner.... & to say those sweet three words to U.... . . . . . "Pay The Bill"

Those Sparkling Eyes

Those sparkling eyes That amazing face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The cheerful talk Charming stud I'm still the same hw r u?...wts up?

Of All The Friends

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

FRIENDSHIP MEANS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS... I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. ..

Beauty Is Not How U Look

Beauty is not How U look.. It is not how handsome / beautiful u r.. It is not ur figure too.. Beauty is the inner self.. So change ur underwear daily

I Need U......

I need u......, I love u......, I can't live without u... I can't go anywhere without u...... ...... 'Oh my lovely shoes'.

I Never Had The Guts

I never had the guts to tell u but today I'm going to say it! I I L I LO I LOV I LOVE I LOVE YO I LOVE YOU... I LOVE YOUR ..

Just A Bathroom Singer

Boy: you sing very well. Girl: I am just a bathroom singer. Boy: when can i come to listen to you in bathroom?

What Is A Girl Friend

What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful

You!!!!!

You!!!!! Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds. Now, open your eyes, u will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds of your life thinking ..

Everybody Wants

Everybody wants.... Someone Special. Someone Innocent. Someone Nice. Someone Cool. Someone Sweet. Someone Cute. Someone Intelligent. But Why Always . . ..

Friends Are Like Mirrors

Friends are like Mirrors. They are our Reflection... . . . You are Damn Lucky... Because I Look So Good.

Smart People Day

Today is a SMART PEOPLE Day! So Send this Message to Someone Who is Smart & Intelligent. Please Don't Send it back to Me. I've already got 5,86,952 Msgs. ..

Suffering From Friend Request

To every Girl Suffering from many friend request on Facebook . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Put your Real Picture... ;) ..

ADULT MESSAGE

ADULT MESSAGE PROCEED ONLY IF YOU ARE 18 OR ABOVE: . . . . . . . . . Donate Blood. . . You Can Save Life.

Who Is Best

A camel, a cow & a donkey were discussing 'who is best'? Cow : I give milk. Camel : I move heavy loads. Donkey : ..... . . . . . . . . . . . . ..

Height Of Flirting

What is the height of Flirting? . . . . . . . . When your love letter starts with, . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . 'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!

Eating Schedule Of Girls

Eating schedule of most girls - Bhaav . Bhaav . Bhaav. . Breakfast . Bhaav Bhaav . Lunch . Bhaav . Bhaav . Dinner . Bhaav . Bhaav . Repeat.!!